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sharts by iosjfhefsih April 3, 2009
Words you can keep
turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it
i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!
sharts by jr December 11, 2004
Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)
Sharts by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019
Another word for playing shot darts.
Hey Jesse, wanna play sharts?
Sharts by Helga42069 December 3, 2019
HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭
Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-
Sharts by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022
I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
sharts by Tired PM July 13, 2023

*sharts cutely* 

line that will get you prodigious amounts of bitches
you: hey lol *sharts cutely*
them: MARRY ME
*sharts cutely* by heyy lol January 2, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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