sharts

when you shit and fart

conner sharts.

sharts by iosjfhefsih April 3, 2009

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

sharts by jr December 11, 2004

Sharts

Combination of farts and shit

Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)

Sharts by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019

Sharts

Another word for playing shot darts.

Hey Jesse, wanna play sharts?

Sharts by Helga42069 December 3, 2019

Sharts

HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭

Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-

Sharts by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022

sharts

A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.

sharts by Tired PM July 13, 2023

*sharts cutely* 

line that will get you prodigious amounts of bitches

you: hey lol *sharts cutely*
them: MARRY ME

*sharts cutely* by heyy lol January 2, 2021

aired 

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005