climbtard

One who fails at climbing

HA! She just slipped off that hold. What a climbtard!

by kdmclaughlin April 30, 2015

clipboard of fun

n. An organizational tool used by type-A personalities to plan every detail of a vacation or trip.

This is a reference to a Full House episode in which dad Danny uses his "clipboard of fun" to micromanage the family's vacation in Hawaii. It is often a derogatory term used when the rest of the group wants a more easy-going and less planned vacation.

"I think I'd enjoy this trip a lot more if Joe would leave the clipboard of fun back at the hotel"

by MeghanG April 4, 2006

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary

Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary

by 🍠 June 10, 2021

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

chimptard

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

by summix May 8, 2008

clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

by flaggg March 3, 2009

Clipboard nazi

Any person working a dead end job offering surveys that avidly alerts your attention and is determined to waste upwards of 5 minutes of your life to promote probably the worst product you've ever seen.

"Hey man, i got raped by a clipboard nazi today."

"You what? are you alright?"

"Yeah i'm lucky i survived, but seriously, how many times do i need to tell someone i'm not interested in bathing in semen?"

by Oliwa October 18, 2009