clittard

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A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.

Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.

clittard by Bri May 15, 2003

Words you can keep

Clit-tard

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

Clit-tard by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Related Words

clittard • clitterdick • clintarded • Clitarded • clittadick • clittordick • CLIT-TAR • Crit-tards

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

ClitterDick

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.

"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."

ClitterDick by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

Clit-tard by Hector Knox July 9, 2006

clitterdick

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.

Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.

clitterdick by htown87 November 2, 2009

Clitterdick

Either:
A. A dick so small it looks like a clitoris, or
B. A clitoris so large, it looks like a dick.

Lady GaGa appears to have what is known as a clitterdick.

Clitterdick by haleykrunkk January 16, 2010

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026