Climitard

A person who believes we can save the planet by paying CO2 taxes to the government and by getting rid of cows.

Man 1: Gunther thinks that if we give the government more of our money in CO2 taxes that we can stop the climate from changing.
Man 2: Wow...what a Climitard

by Crazy Legs 1966 June 21, 2025

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

chimptard

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

by summix May 8, 2008

clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

by flaggg March 3, 2009

Clingtard

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is a clinger and whom also happens to be a retard about it.

"Is she still single? -- Nah, she ended up going back to that Clingtard of hers. You mean, she actually went back to that desperate idiot?!"

by kemperature January 28, 2010

clittard

A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.

Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.

by Bri May 15, 2003

Clemtard

Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.

Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.

Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.

by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012