crimtard

A crimtard is the unique mixture of a criminal and retard, hence the name CRIMTARD!

"Can you believe they got pulled over with a meth lab in their trunk!?" "I know, what a couple of CRIMTARDS!"

by Ishhhh January 31, 2010

Crimtard

It's the junction of the words crimson – from King Crimson – and retard. It can be used to mock King Crimson's fans who usually make absurd and retarded jokes or memes about the band.

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P2: "What a Crimtard"

by Sharks’ Lungs in Lemsip October 8, 2023

criptard

1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like

Ya Criptard

by josh November 21, 2003

criptard

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard

Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded

by robdogggggg June 7, 2007

crimetarded

doing crime just for the hell of doing the crime. and then laughing when you get caught. like a retard.

Tyler you need to stop pick pocketting. One of these times they're gonna catch your ass! god your so crimetarded!

by penis enlargement August 31, 2010

Criptard

It’s being a retard but your a cripple instead of being autistic

Billy is a criptard

by Apples Apples October 31, 2019