Clipboard. An object that resembles absolute power and authority among businessmen and women. Treated as a Bible to those with the authority to use it and used religiously on a daily basis. If not used the owner of the Clipboard grows gloomy, bored, and depressed from not taking notes on how others behave.

Note: When a clipboard user is fired, after a long enough time of not using the clipboard, the former user begins to crave users of clipboards, and develops a kind of fetish. This is also known as the birth of a Karen.
P1: RUN! That person has a Clipboard!
P2: Just listen to it! There are already too many Karens in this world!
by That Guy :/ May 15, 2021
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Clipboard - a thing that is on phones or computers where all copied text is stored to
A: bro, i had some text copied but i overrited it with other text
B: just check clipboard, evry copied text should be stored there
by Gregor flood December 9, 2021
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Horrible; something bad that has gone against anything and everything you believe in
That’s so clipboard how he tried to steal your cash today
by Pedro’s tacos March 10, 2022
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Actually a common occurence for most men. When a sudden erection springs up in a public place and the boner's owner can do nothing but flip it up. "Clipboarded", if you will, against the body by the waistline of the pants.
"I was in Italian class and goddamn, that Signora Mazzoni, she made me pop a boner. It was so obtrusive, I had to clipboard it."
by Berry December 17, 2003
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A derogatory name for someone in shopping locations that approach members of the public because they want them to sign up to something (which usually entails a monthly payment) or participate in a survey.
You can't ever walk through town without some clipboard trying to stop you
by Billy Casper November 7, 2014
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The act of avoiding work by holding a clipboard or other object, to look like you're being productive and to avoid questioning.
Fuck this place, I'm tired of drumwinding, I'm going clipboarding; If you need me, I'll be clipboarding on the forklift
by xPEZINATORx June 21, 2015
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Name for one who opposes notebooks or any such organizational technique in secondary schooling and in lieu of is always seen carrying a thin wooden board with a metal clip on it.
by Luther2 December 11, 2006
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