clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

by flaggg March 3, 2009

clicktroll

A person (usually a second rate journalist) who will deliberately post worthless but controversial articles that have no value other than to generate responses and thus drive traffic to the site of the publication that pays them.

Samantha Brick from the Daily Mail is nothing but a clicktroll as is Andrew Brown of the Guardian.

by Fitall April 26, 2013

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

cucktard

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard

Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!

by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

Clingtard

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is a clinger and whom also happens to be a retard about it.

"Is she still single? -- Nah, she ended up going back to that Clingtard of hers. You mean, she actually went back to that desperate idiot?!"

by kemperature January 28, 2010

clicksand

A webpage that captures an individual in an endless stream of consecutive page clicks. Typically found in wiki-style websites where users are presented with paragraphs filled with branching informational links on a number of topics. The more one struggles to complete the sequence of links, the harder it is to escape. May result in browser crashes due to tab overload.

"The graduate student wasted seven hours after an errant search leading to tvtropes.com. Productivity quickly fell victim to the pit of clicksand found therein."

by cjp87 March 12, 2013

Clickture

An digital image on a web-site that enables the user to see additional information or navigate to a different web-page by clicking on the image.

Clicktures that are more visually appealing will cause more people to click on them and increase the number of page views.

by Chief Curiosity Officer October 1, 2018