by Brasshouse January 13, 2020
For the devoted posh alcoholic who wants to stay in shape thus requiring a daily speed walk to the wine store
After dropping a deuce from my suite of coffee tequila shots, I did a vinothon to get in shape and bought baby wipes on the way to avoid skidmarks in me underroos.
by Brasshouse March 29, 2021
I tried to fuck Phoebe but she yelled that her pussy was off limits and only for showing on the Internet. She has woke pussy!
by Brasshouse June 17, 2022
The unique aroma of a taxi cab that an unfortunate customer inhales after closing the door caused by the driver sleeping in the cab after hours when he is off duty thus leaving the stench of unwashed, moist and sweaty balls.
Ugh the fucking Paki taxiballs are gonna make me puke in my mask! I should’ve sniffed the cab before climbing in...
by Brasshouse May 02, 2021