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A scenester who frenquents nightclubs like its their life's duty.
"He is such a clubtard, his pics are all over the club sites for every day of the week."
clubtard by MTSZZZZZ March 27, 2009

clustard 

the jam on the freeway was caused by clustards that don't posses the skills to drive
clustard by 2030 October 21, 2013

Cluntard 

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.
After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.
Cluntard by Dimlo January 16, 2015
one who is obese or chubby, and looks like a mongaloid or "looks" like they have down syndrome. any person who eats puffy and or hot cheetos in excess. easily identified by dumb look on their face ALL THE TIME or orange or red fingers.
KID 1: That damn chubtard down the street keeps eating my kittens.
KID 2: how can you tell?
KID 1: cause the radioactive orange and fury shits he leaves my lawn every morning.
chubtard by el CHACAL January 1, 2009

clumtard 

When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.
Did you see how big her second toe is? Wow is she a big clumtard!
clumtard by heather baith May 22, 2008

Clubcard Rape 

When someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. There is no 'remove clubcard' button so once you've swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.
*beep* "damn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points"
Clubcard Rape by jacksonliam August 14, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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