An employee who tends to spread lies to gain cheap popularity on team members wearing a thick layer of virgin coconut oil on the body so that even after the person is caught red-handed spreading rumors by the team can slip away easily.
A friend with blue tie having a conversation with another friend who's wearing a red tie;
Blue tie: Hey man, good job dating Emma!
Red tie: Dating her? That would be the last thing in the world, who told you this?
Blue tie: Why Emma herself! Well, you won't be able to do anything now, she rubs her hand with the boss.
Red tie (noticing Emma pouring coffee on the next table): What a Churni!
Blue tie: Hey man, good job dating Emma!
Red tie: Dating her? That would be the last thing in the world, who told you this?
Blue tie: Why Emma herself! Well, you won't be able to do anything now, she rubs her hand with the boss.
Red tie (noticing Emma pouring coffee on the next table): What a Churni!
by xebecs May 27, 2018
Get the churni mug.GHOST! A ghost of a married woman who had died without fulfilling her wishes or had been killed by her husband or husband’s family or kidnappers!
The ghost mainly appears in abandoned buildings where she had been killed , shady buildings or in the places where shak or spinach grows in haunted ponds where her body had been disposed and waits to take revenge on either who had killed her or who had destroyed her wishes.
They like animals and children and does not harm anyone without reasons and freak adults. They wore Bengali Traditional Dresses (Sharee) and the incomplete vermilion on their whole forehead (as a sign of fame swear to take blessings from god to take revenge as god also help good souls) with Conch bracelets on her wrists.
They are one of the deadliest souls / ghosts who are now also found in the BENGAL!
The ghost mainly appears in abandoned buildings where she had been killed , shady buildings or in the places where shak or spinach grows in haunted ponds where her body had been disposed and waits to take revenge on either who had killed her or who had destroyed her wishes.
They like animals and children and does not harm anyone without reasons and freak adults. They wore Bengali Traditional Dresses (Sharee) and the incomplete vermilion on their whole forehead (as a sign of fame swear to take blessings from god to take revenge as god also help good souls) with Conch bracelets on her wrists.
They are one of the deadliest souls / ghosts who are now also found in the BENGAL!
Nihar Kaku : Ore ato hapacchis kan Rani ji?
Ranu Jha : Amake Baachan kaku janen na Oi Shak er pukur e akta Shak Churnir chhaya dekhlam!
Nihar Kaku : Amake dakli na kano ami thakur e biswashi , bhut e na , aktu kotha boltam bhut er sathe!
Ranu Jha : Oi sob er somoy chhilo naki amar kache, dekhchho na hapacchi, bhog palia asechi!
Nihar kaku : Aschi ami Churni...JOY MAA KALI JOY MAA TARA!!!!
Ranu Jha : Amake Baachan kaku janen na Oi Shak er pukur e akta Shak Churnir chhaya dekhlam!
Nihar Kaku : Amake dakli na kano ami thakur e biswashi , bhut e na , aktu kotha boltam bhut er sathe!
Ranu Jha : Oi sob er somoy chhilo naki amar kache, dekhchho na hapacchi, bhog palia asechi!
Nihar kaku : Aschi ami Churni...JOY MAA KALI JOY MAA TARA!!!!
by xXxPOISON X April 25, 2020
Get the Shak Churni mug.Short for the Japanese "chuunibyou", which roughly means "second year of middle school sickness". It's an adjective for describing teenagers who try to act cool by being super mature or different, or dark and edgy, but fail miserably because they're still thirteen.
They will often pretend to be criminal or have a "bad boy/girl" image, attach themselves to an obscure musical or artistic subculture, or create super cool imaginary alter-egos of themselves, making sure to post plenty of terrible fan-art and fan-fiction about it online.
They will often pretend to be criminal or have a "bad boy/girl" image, attach themselves to an obscure musical or artistic subculture, or create super cool imaginary alter-egos of themselves, making sure to post plenty of terrible fan-art and fan-fiction about it online.
"Man, I cringe so hard whenever I remember all the chuuni shit I did in 8th Grade. I'm so glad my mom talked me out of wearing a trench-coat to the dance."
"Ah shit, I thought I deleted all this terrible fan-fiction from my chuuni phase. I can't believe I wrote 4933 words about Shadow the Hedgehog fighting Goku in Middle Earth."
"Oh god, not another chuuni little kid who thinks his music video about Sephiroth killing Aeris set to an Evanescence song is the pinnacle of art."
"Ah shit, I thought I deleted all this terrible fan-fiction from my chuuni phase. I can't believe I wrote 4933 words about Shadow the Hedgehog fighting Goku in Middle Earth."
"Oh god, not another chuuni little kid who thinks his music video about Sephiroth killing Aeris set to an Evanescence song is the pinnacle of art."
by defenestrator9001 August 8, 2016
Get the chuuni mug.A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.
This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (中二病取扱説明書, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYŌYA.
If you tl;dr I'm going to clobber you.
This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (中二病取扱説明書, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYŌYA.
If you tl;dr I'm going to clobber you.
An example of DQN Chuunibyou:
"Look at all those bandages wrapped around you! What happened?"
"I had a bunch of gang fights."
"Come on, I know you're too kind to be a gangster."
An example of Subculture Chuunibyou:
"When I collect Pokémon cards, I only collect ones that are imported from Japan."
"Can you read all those?"
"-_-; S-sure I can..."
An example of Evil Eye Chuunibyou:
"Don't take that bandana off my left wrist. It's sealing an evil spirit inside me and if you take it off I may go berserk."
"Dude, calm down. You just have chuunibyou."
"Look at all those bandages wrapped around you! What happened?"
"I had a bunch of gang fights."
"Come on, I know you're too kind to be a gangster."
An example of Subculture Chuunibyou:
"When I collect Pokémon cards, I only collect ones that are imported from Japan."
"Can you read all those?"
"-_-; S-sure I can..."
An example of Evil Eye Chuunibyou:
"Don't take that bandana off my left wrist. It's sealing an evil spirit inside me and if you take it off I may go berserk."
"Dude, calm down. You just have chuunibyou."
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Get the chunia mug.A diasese that develops around when you are in middle school where you believe you have powers such as dark magic or special abilities such as being able to use "magic" items
"I think you have chunibyo"
by Goood kkooom April 21, 2017
Get the chunibyo mug.When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.
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