BigEvil13's definitions

Chocolate Turnover

The act of shitting in someones anus.

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Angry Hancock

While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.

"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.

by BigEvil13 February 4, 2015

Blump-truck

Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"

How would like like a Blump-truck?

by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011

Taffy Pull

A man gets his penis pulled with moderate too severe force.

Vince, get your ass over here and give me another taffy pull.

by BigEvil13 March 9, 2015

Rusty Twinkie

A fetish act, where one person shoves a twinkie half way up their anus, and another person takes a bite out ov the twinkie, and then proceeds to suck the cream-filling out. The person with the twinkie in their anus, then slowly pushes the remaining twinkie out ov their anus and into the other person's mouth.

Debra gave Ron a rusty twinkie as a new form ov foreplay last Christmas.

by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017

Hot Cosby

An act where one person drugs another person, then proceedes to shit on their chest and/or face.

Debra hit the ground unconscious, and Brent proceeded to give her a Hot Cosby all over her face and hairy chest.

Hot Cosby Feces Shit Defecation

by BigEvil13 November 8, 2015

Fallabama Waffle

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?

by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010