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When a good looking and manipulative girl takes advantage of a male's financial situation by having him pay dinners, Vodka bottles, nightclub entrance fees, and other social activities (including holidays). Churning girls tend to be found in nightclubs and high-society parties.
Jon: I had dinner last night with that girl Sara I met at Pacha on Saturday
Nicolas: Did she offer to pay half of the bill?
Jon: No, I had to pay in full big time and she ordered the most expensive bottle of Champagne on the menu. I totally got churned bro'
Nicolas: Dude, that's mad churning...
by Sohojohn September 24, 2013
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Shitting you're brains out,not feeling good.Overall,having digestive problems with your body that prevent you from being a normal human.
friend:"hey man wanna go out tonight?"
me: "no dude, I can't. I'm at home churning."
by MargeD. April 02, 2014
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The practice of creating unnecessary work or dragging out necessary work in order to increase the amount of money billed to a client. (slang, Amer. Legal)
"I was churning on the Smith case, making sure I had enough billable hours."
by Atticus Funk March 02, 2005
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Going to the movies to see an American War movie, stripping down naked, covering yourself in popcorn butter, and masturbating the whole time.
"Did you hear what sexual deviancy Jon practices?"
"No, what?"
"He goes to the movies and starts churning!!"
by captawesome8 February 23, 2015
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puking all over someone's dick and blowing them
aha! that gertruud gave me a good old churning in Hamburg yesterday!
by dunccuminmymouth May 15, 2003
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Whne your in the throw of a sexual act puke on your dick and then get a chick to lick it off
Excuse me there young lady i have puked on my self fancy a bit of churning?

by Juicing from all cracks May 15, 2003
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