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An oft-said expression, mostly spotted on Twitter or Tumblr, uttered when one has posted a drawing online that is in some way peculiar, inappropriate, or unexpected. Synonymous to "Someone take Photoshop/GIMP away from me".
*posts tweet with fanart based on a stupid pun* "oops my hand slipped"
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Also written kapeesh and capeesh, the interjection "Capisci?" means "Understood?" in Italian. The final I is either weak or dropped, more so in the Southern Italian dialects, such as Neapolitan.
You touch my cake, you're DEAD, capisci?
by cutesy pastel living doll July 10, 2013
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Something that's supposed to be an update, but makes things worse instead. Some well-known downdates include the iPhone 7's removal of the headphone jack, the MacBook's ridiculously few connection ports, and almost everything Tumblr does on its website.
Even though the messaging feature proved to be popular, the site removed it in a downdate to allegedly replace it with a less buggy alternative.
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A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (中二病取扱説明書, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYŌYA.

If you tl;dr I'm going to clobber you.
An example of DQN Chuunibyou:
"Look at all those bandages wrapped around you! What happened?"
"I had a bunch of gang fights."
"Come on, I know you're too kind to be a gangster."

An example of Subculture Chuunibyou:
"When I collect Pokémon cards, I only collect ones that are imported from Japan."
"Can you read all those?"
"-_-; S-sure I can..."

An example of Evil Eye Chuunibyou:
"Don't take that bandana off my left wrist. It's sealing an evil spirit inside me and if you take it off I may go berserk."
"Dude, calm down. You just have chuunibyou."
by cutesy pastel living doll August 7, 2012
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(v.) to pick up something from a lost-and-found that isn't yours to use. Return optional.
I forgot my eraser, so I lost-and-adopted one.
by cutesy pastel living doll June 12, 2014
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The stereotypical Asian nerd. While he knows how to do a lot of complicated stuff you have no clue how, be it calculus, programming, or music, he is also quite unapproachable and takes work to get close to.
After trying to work my Minecraft server for 3 hours, I decided to give up and Skype that Haruki guy at school.
by cutesy pastel living doll November 16, 2014
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