fartoise

an artificial noise that is similar to a sound of human fart.

Jimbo: Was that you?
Lenny: No no! that's just a fartoise from the chair.

by xebecs May 26, 2012

churni

An employee who tends to spread lies to gain cheap popularity on team members wearing a thick layer of virgin coconut oil on the body so that even after the person is caught red-handed spreading rumors by the team can slip away easily.

A friend with blue tie having a conversation with another friend who's wearing a red tie;

Blue tie: Hey man, good job dating Emma!
Red tie: Dating her? That would be the last thing in the world, who told you this?
Blue tie: Why Emma herself! Well, you won't be able to do anything now, she rubs her hand with the boss.
Red tie (noticing Emma pouring coffee on the next table): What a Churni!

by xebecs May 27, 2018