cartown 

a teenage disco just outside carrick-on-shannon co. leitrim where all the 13 year olds go to get the “shift” off as many people they can.

boy: are you jumping the longford boys at cartown

friend: fuck that man i’m going to get the shift

cartown by fireman schan August 5, 2020

Cartown, USA 

Nickname for Anytown, USA that annually fills their town coffers by attracting wealthy, car-centric narcissists to strut their uniquely “special” jalopies for “Car Week” while locals cringe and hide out.

When our town becomes Cartown, USA, our best pickpockets come streaming out of the woodwork to go and mingle with the glitterati.

Cartown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

the cartoon defense 

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.

I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.

the cartoon defense by James Dracon February 7, 2013

Cartoon Network 

A Toon Network that went from its Golden years to its Crappy years.

How I miss The Cartoon Network City Era (You know, the era where cartoons interact with each other in a city and they have great music and Nikki and The Now/Next with character heads)

Great shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Megas XLR, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Time Squad, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Duck Dodgers, Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Johnny Bravo, Codename: Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo, Xiaolin Showdown, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Samurai Jack, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Cow and Chicken, Skunk Fu and Mucha Lucha have no schedule anymore because of the NEW Cartoon Network. If it wasn't for these shows, Cartoon Network wouldn't be so awesome!

They took off Toonami few years later...

BIG MISTAKE!

We have no idea why it got cancelled but I got 4 guesses:

They hate anime for being so much more popular than cartoons, Censorship, Toonami is too popular to Cartoon Network or Cartoon Network thinks anime shouldn’t be on a cartoon station

Because of this anti-anime act, Naruto got taken off like 3 weeks after.

The shows they aired were

Hamtaro
Cardcaptors
Pokémon
Pokémon Chronicles
Yu-Gi-Oh
Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Tenchi Muyo
Tenchi Universe
Tenchi in Tokyo
Naruto
Zatch Bell
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Gundam Wing
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
One Piece
Rave Master
Duel Masters
SD Gundam
Gundam SEED
.hack//SIGN
Gundam 0080
Rurouni Kenshin

Yu Yu Hakusho
G Gundam
IGPX
Blue Dragon
Sailor Moon

Now that Toonami is off, where will we get more anime to watch and how will they make Saturdays nights feel special and where are we going to watch more anime movies and where will we be able to see more Naruto episodes?

We only had 10 more to get to Shippuden Season!

The only anime we have left are Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's and Bakugan.

NOT ENOUGH!

What's worse is that they are doing CN Real (Cartoon Network Real) added REALITY shows this year in 2009!

Survive This, Destroy Build Destroy, BrainRush and The Othersiders

They are also adding SlamBall! :(

All of these shows suck and they're gonna fail because no one gives a flying hoo-ha about them.

Like Nikki, the female announcer of the Cartoon Network City Era said,

"This is Cartoon Network."

With all these reality crap they can't call themselves Cartoon Network anymore!

The only good cartoons we have left are Chowder, Total Drama Island/Action, Flapjack and Johnny Test.

The Thumb Wrestling Federation thing is pure retarded and it's lame. As if anyone wants to see thumbs in wrestling masks and stuff. The thumb characters are mostly idiots.

The curfews have decreased by one hour too. So now Cartoon Network ends at 10:00 instead of 11:00.

Anyone who believes the NEW Cartoon Network sucks and that we need the old Cartoon Network back along with Toonami, rate up.

Cartoon Network

Cartoon Network by AnimeandToonLover July 1, 2009

cartOOnman™ 

A very highly skilled player in the medal of honor FPS multiplayer online game. He knows ALL the tricks and mod's
and, will employ cheats, hacks, glitches ect... to dominate
all noobs and vets alike. If you play MOH online and cross
cartOOnman™'s path, your ONLY option is to run, and likly,
will not save you anyway.....

"CRAP !!! here comes cartOOnman™ , quick let's find another
server !!!"

cartOOnman™ by Patrick "cartOOnman™" Collins May 27, 2008

Cartoon Network Real 

The thing that’s KILLING Cartoon Network!

Read this to THE END.

Better known as CN Real, it's nothing but a block made by NEW Cartoon Network President Stuart Snyder (Man who is bent on canceling ALL animation on Cartoon Network for Live Action) that features reality shows and live action which are rip-offs of other shows. It aired on July 17, the day Cartoon Network lost its pride.

Survive This, Destroy Build Destroy, Othersiders, BrainRush, Bobb’e Says and Dude What Would Happen.

As many people know, four of these shows are rip-offs are four shows.

The Othersiders is a rip-off of Ghost Hunters because the adults on Ghost hunters searched for ghosts before Othersiders. The teens on Othersiders get scared so easily! It has to be fake. BrainRush is a rip-off of Cash Cab. Who else answers questions while on moving equipment to get money? With other people on the rides screaming to the heavens, how can you fully hear the answer? All that screaming is giving us a headache!! Survive This is a rip-off of Survivor because adults are the ones who survive the wild first. The host of Survive This is harsh and the kids on there are annoying. Survivor did the whole voting off thing first. Destroy Build Destroy is told to be a rip-off a series called Junkyard Wars. I never saw Junkyard Wars before, but I bet it has something to do with building and blowing random objects to smithereens.

The only difference is that these CN Real shows use kids and teens.

Bobb’e Says and Dude What would happen are not released yet but I but those shows will suck just as much as the other CN Real shows. They might be retarted.

We also don’t need nor want a REAL Version of Scooby-Doo. It started out as a cartoon and it should stay in cartoon version.

I hope Slamball stays cancelled. That was so off putting sports shows on a toon network.

CN stands for “Cartoon Network”! CN Real which is “Cartoon Network Real” makes no sense!

Like all off you, I saw The Cartoon Network city bumpers. And yes, that girl is right.

This is Cartoon Network.

CN Real is evil and it’s a disgrace to The Cartoon Network Name!

Cartoon Network should never have real live shows on their network. Kids should have a few networks full of Cartoons and Anime. Reality Shows and Live Action Shows that use kids and teens should be on Discovery Kids Channel. It was stuff like Fried Dynamite and Out of Jimmy’s Head that sucked and got cancelled for using real people throughout the whole show. The Flicks aren’t good because they show a lot of reality movies and the afternoon missions suck because they make the kids look and act so retarded.

We are able to stand Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, 6teen and Stoked because even though they relate to real life a lot or are reality shows, they are ANIMATED. I hear Chowder and other animated shows are gonna be cancelled and done because of Stuart Snyder and his stupid CN Real Project. He’s probably the reason we don’t have Toonami and Epic and Cool Anime like Naruto, Sailor Moon, Hamtaro, Blue Dragon, Tenchi Muyo and One Piece and Hilarious Cartoons like Powerpuff Girls, Dexter’s Lab, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo and Cow and Chicken are not shown.

Also that “Hearing What I Said” music video is stupid, insulting and wrong. Just because times changing doesn’t mean cartoons are making us left behind. And yes Andrew W.K., on Cartoon Network we except to see nothing but animation. That means Cartoons and Anime ONLY.

If CN Real continues any longer, sooner or later, they might actually bring back Out of Jimmy’s Head and Goosebumps, ONLY reality movies will appear, Cartoon Network will become CN Real Network and our childhood network will die! Worst of all, little kids who like funny and comical violence won’t have a network to watch it all.

On Cartoon Network Video, all animation videos will go away in 2010 and I fear our Cartoon Network games will be next!

For Youtube, people posted rants and CN Real hate comments were posted on CN Real related videos. Many forums such as Gaia Online and TV.com took on this subject saying how bad it is. We contacted Cartoon Network but they ignored us.

Stuart Snyder, Andrew W.K. and The whole CN Real crew and the people who made the CN Real shows… stop plaguing Cartoon Network with your reality crap. Go on some other network that’s in love with reality shows. It never will belong here.

If any anti-CN Real fans are reading this, tell other people on sites like YouTube and TV.com and other forums and video sites to find this, rate it and stop CN Real from murdering our childhood network! Find as many forums and CN real haters on there and Youtube as you can.

Also go to www.petitionspot.com and type CN real and press enter in then search the site.

Stop watching CN Real and Cartoon Network.

Thanks for reading. Death to CN Real and Life for the ANIMATED Cartoon Network! Anime and Cartoons on Cartoon Network only! Toonami must come back and no more real movies and real shows on the network! The madness must stop now!

Thanks for reading!

THE END

Cartoon Network Real makes me puke.

Cartoon Network Real by Anti CN Real August 10, 2009

Cartoon Characters 

1. Seemingly animate entities
whose apparent life and motion
is derived by flash-card presentation
of a series of still images
drawn or crafted by
an artist or animator.

2.Real-life people whose
actions or expressions are
so caricatured or histrionic
that they seem like TOONS.

1. "That cartoon character smashed
right through a wall and left behind
a silhouette."

2. "Those cartoon characters are
really spouting out their blowholes."

Cartoon Characters by skipix December 9, 2008