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A cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer
Grab a carton of VB and let's watch the Pies cream the Crows
by Davros November 24, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs

Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs

Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons
Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties
by I<3containersofmilk March 13, 2011
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A cardboard 'case' containing 24 beer's.
"Let's get a carton and get 'maggot' watching the footy."
by Diego September 04, 2003
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australian, n, 1) a cardboard box of beer, usually consisting of 24 tinnies, stubbies, or bottles of beer.
2) a cardboard box of cigarrettes usually consisting of 10 packs of 20 cigarrettes each.
Its all happening mate. bring yer cartons.
by herbie August 25, 2004
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