canulence

Canulence
canulence
noun
The particularly foul flatulence produced by dogs, especially after eating something they shouldn’t have.
Example:
“The canulence cleared the living room in seconds.”

“The canulence cleared the living room in seconds.”

canulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Crapulence 

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.

Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.

Crapulence by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

cabulance

Transportation for low income public. Transportation to the local hospital. The cost which will never be recovered due to lack of health insurance. Person will usally wait until latenight and have minimum of one vehicle in yard or driveway, and rest of the family memebers will follow to hospital.

Teresa had a cold for sevral days, Late lastnight she decided to call 911 for a Cabulance to transport her to the hospital. She asked her boyfriend to follow in her mother's car.

cabulance by jerrys world April 19, 2006

Crapulence 

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.

Crapulence by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Cabulance

1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.

Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!

Cabulance by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

Crapulence 

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

Crapulence by kerspunk June 14, 2002

catulence 

Smelly, audible, kitten farts.

EEEW! That new kitty chow made Pig have major catulence!

catulence by TandG December 19, 2010