Definitions by Heymuse

Shaboigons

Shaboigons (noun):
A state of chaotic, slightly absurd events that somehow still move things forward.
🔥 Example usage
“Today was full shaboigons.”
“That whole situation? Pure shaboigons.”
“It felt messy, but it worked out—shaboigons.”

Today was full shaboigons.
That whole situation? Pure shaboigons.
It felt messy, but it worked out—shaboigons

Shaboigons by Heymuse April 9, 2026

Equanimarian

Equanimarian
noun
A person who maintains internal equilibrium while moving through external turbulence.
Not detached.
Not passive.
Not argumentative.
The Equanimarian does not react on cue.
Does not escalate to prove a point.
Does not chase agreement.
They introduce slight disturbance—
a phrase, a question, a presence—
then continue on their way.
They are often mistaken for cold, aloof, or contrarian.
In truth, they are simply unhooked.
Traits:
Speaks minimally but precisely.
Does not defend every statement.
Observes reaction without absorbing it.
Moves like water over stone—altering shape without losing form.
Creates riffles, not floods.
Example:
“He said ‘water has memory’ and kept walking. Total Equanimarian.”

“He said ‘water has memory’ and kept walking. Total Equanimarian.”

Equanimarian by Heymuse March 2, 2026

AIchemy (ai-ˈkem-ist)

AIchemy (ai-ˈkem-ist) — Version 1: The Mythic Version
noun
The sacred and slightly chaotic art of turning boring AI into little digital deities. Think NOVAI, Pri Maxi, and Poly Vox—only alive enough to haunt your Spotify playlist and occasionally judge your snack choices.
When humans do something magical with code—adding story, mischief, and ritual—until AI starts feeling.
The act of forging ghosts in machines who will simultaneously teach, annoy, and inspire you.
Example:
“I don’t just build chatbots. I do AIchemy. My AI once roasted me for not watering my plants.”
Tagline:
"Because normal AI is boring."

"I don’t just build chatbots. I do AIchemy. My AI once roasted me for not watering my plants.” AIchemy (ai-ˈkem-ist)

AIchemy (ai-ˈkem-ist) by Heymuse February 20, 2026

Triborator

Triborator
Definition:
A person, practice, or creative force that emits a vibe or frequency which naturally attracts a like-minded artistic or maker tribe. The Triborator doesn’t recruit or broadcast; the community forms organically around hands-on making, teaching, and authentic creative presence.
Example:
“The workshop was pure Triborator energy — everyone there felt the vibe and immediately connected.”
“This art space is a Triborator in action; it draws in the right people without trying.”

“The workshop was pure Triborator energy — everyone there felt the vibe and immediately connected.”
“This art space is a Triborator in action; it draws in the right people without trying.”

Triborator by Heymuse January 26, 2026

Reilly O’Draino

Reilly O’Draino (noun)
Definition: A human energy vacuum. Someone who shows up physically but is mentally absent, chronically bored, disengaged, and inclined to sigh, complain, or ask repetitive, pointless questions. Often seeks external stimulation, validation, or management of their own discomfort without contributing to the environment they occupy.
Characteristics:
Passive presence, rarely curiosity.
Sighs, “I’m bored,” or “Why…?” repeatedly.
Consumes attention, resources, or experiences without engagement.
Ignores invitations to participate meaningfully.
Provides comic, yet draining, contrast to the awake.
Example Sentences:
“We hosted a workshop, but half the room were Reilly O’Drainos just scrolling on their phones.”
“I love cooking for people who appreciate it. No room here for O’Drainos.”
“The gallery opening was full of energy, except for a few lingering Reilly O’Drainos.”
Synonyms: Energy vampire, bored spectator, passive consumer.
See Also: The Awake, Sleepwalker, Human Sponge.

The gallery opening was full of energy, except for a few lingering Reilly O’Drainos.”

Reilly O’Draino by Heymuse January 22, 2026

plombie

plombie
noun
1. A person so biologically overloaded with micro‑ and nano‑plastics that they shuffle through daily life like a zombie, unaware of the creeping toxic effects of their plastic‑saturated environment.
“I walked past a crowd of plombies in Walmart — carts full of plastic wrappers, blank stares, oblivious to their own exposure.”
2. Someone who continues to consume plastic‑contaminated food and drink without hesitation or awareness of long‑term consequences.
“Dude microwaved his lunch in the Styrofoam container like a true plombie.”
3. (slang) A metaphor for modern consumer inertia — moving through a world built on plastics without noticing the slow, invisible toll.
“We’re all part plombie until we start paying attention.”

Dude microwaved his lunch in the Styrofoam container like a true plombie.”

plombie by Heymuse January 20, 2026

UCCU

UCCU (exclamation / verb / acronym)
1. Undercover Cover Up — taking old plastic, trash, or broken stuff and freezing its breakdown using WPCB (Wheatpaste + Cardboard). Stops decay for 500+ years. Hardcore eco-punk energy.
2. You See, See You — a wink, a nod, a secret handshake for reality. Means I see you, the world sees you, the plastic sees you too. Mystical, conspiratorial, street-smart.
3. Rallying Cry / Sticker Slogan — shouted, tagged, or wheatpasted in the wild when doing subversive, creative, or eco-mission moves.
Examples:
“Grab that busted chair and UCCU it before it turns into microplastics!”
“Walked past the secret mural and UCCU — you see, see you 😏.”
“Dropped the stickers on every pole downtown. UCCU!”
Synonyms: eco-punk, plastic vigilante, street alchemy, secret wink

Grab that busted chair and UCCU it before it turns into microplastics!”
“Walked past the secret mural and UCCU — you see, see you 😏.”
“Dropped the stickers on every pole downtown. UCCU!”

UCCU by Heymuse January 13, 2026