kerspunk's definitions

Yoink

Something uttered when stealing or quickly grabbing something from another person.

As he grabbed the bag of money, the theif said "yoink!" and ran off laughing.

by kerspunk June 14, 2002

Sacrilicious

Both SACRILEGIOUS (grossly irreverent toward what is held to be sacred) and at the same time DELICIOUS (Extremely pleasing to the sense of taste).

Upon eating a pancake that he believed to be God, the dimwitted man uttered "mmmm...sacrilicious."

by kerspunk June 14, 2002

Crapulence

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

by kerspunk June 14, 2002