1. Despair, heaped upon
one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.
2. The utterance of total, unabashed
bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. After losing the
election, the president huddled in the
corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.
2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!