Incarceritis

• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.

• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.

• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.

Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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Treat and Street

To treat and street, otherwise known as Treat em' and Street em' is a colloquial term used in emergency medicine meaning to take care of the patient and discharge them in a quick manner.
Ed and Preston are the kings of Treat and Street; they can clean out the whole ER in no time.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 28, 2014
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B52

A B52 is an injection of 3 different drugs that is usually used on psych patients, or patients that are being combative.

It is usually given IM (intramuscular)
It consists of the following 3 meds

• Benadryl 50mg
• Haldol 5mg
• Ativan 2mg

It has a very calming and sedative effect on patients and very often puts them to sleep.
That patient in room 8 is flipping out!
They need a B52.. Stat!

The patient in room 8 is taking a nice little B52 nap. They needed the rest and so did we!

I think you need to B52 that patient before he starts hitting people and totally flipping out.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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Askhole

1) A person who always asks a lot of questions and your advice, yet never takes your advice.

2) A person who is generally annoying due to amount of questions they ask.
Oh my god, he is such an askhole, he always asks for advice and does whatever he was going to do anyway.
by Night.ER.Ninja August 18, 2014
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Dontopedalogy

Dontopedalogy is a term said to have been coined by England's Prince Philip meaning, 'the talent for putting one's foot into one's mouth'.

• The art of putting your foot in your mouth before speaking.

• The talent of saying really stupid things at inappropriate times.
J is quite an expert in the field of dontopedalogy: she sticks her foot in her mouth every time she opens it.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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Drunkicidal

Drunkicidal refers to a person intoxicated on alcohol that has become suicidal or is having suicidal Ideations.
Doctor: " That patient in room 8 is hammered. Came in because he wanted to kill himself; I think he is really just drunkicidal.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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Cabulance

1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.
Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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