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Dontopedalogy is a term said to have been coined by England's Prince Philip meaning, 'the talent for putting one's foot into one's mouth'.

• The art of putting your foot in your mouth before speaking.

The talent of saying really stupid things at inappropriate times.
J is quite an expert in the field of dontopedalogy: she sticks her foot in her mouth every time she opens it.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.
Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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Zoe is a beautiful, intelligent, person. She is the center of attention everywhere she goes and can capture your heart without even trying to do so. Zoe is perfection.
Zoe is so smart, I can't believe her amazing intelligence and beauty. She is destined for great things.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 28, 2014
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Abbreviation: FOS = Full of Shit

• It can mean that someone is lying, therefore full of shit.

• It can also mean the literal aspect, the state of being FOS.
(constipated) or (bowel obstruction)
That patient is totally FOS, just trying to get some drugs.

The patient in room 22 is literally FOS; constipated as hell.

They tried to tell me a BS story about losing their prescription, but I can tell they are FOS.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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A B52 is an injection of 3 different drugs that is usually used on psych patients, or patients that are being combative.

It is usually given IM (intramuscular)
It consists of the following 3 meds

• Benadryl 50mg
Haldol 5mg
Ativan 2mg

It has a very calming and sedative effect on patients and very often puts them to sleep.
That patient in room 8 is flipping out!
They need a B52.. Stat!

The patient in room 8 is taking a nice little B52 nap. They needed the rest and so did we!

I think you need to B52 that patient before he starts hitting people and totally flipping out.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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A lawyer that specializes in retaining clients based on their injuries sustained from a car wreck; even if there were not any real injuries.
That damn attorney is nothing but an ambulance chaser. He has his client wearing a soft cervical collar even though they don't have a neck injury.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 28, 2014
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A very educated and talented person in the field of emergency medicine.

Someone who is quick, sufficient, and very well versed in every aspect of the emergency room.

A person that works in the ER that has mastered everything and is therefore a ninja in the ER.
Preston really knows his stuff, he is quintessentially an ER Ninja.

Did you see that ER Ninja? He was so fast in taking care of that difficult situation he practically made it disappear.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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