cabulance

Transportation for low income public. Transportation to the local hospital. The cost which will never be recovered due to lack of health insurance. Person will usally wait until latenight and have minimum of one vehicle in yard or driveway, and rest of the family memebers will follow to hospital.

Teresa had a cold for sevral days, Late lastnight she decided to call 911 for a Cabulance to transport her to the hospital. She asked her boyfriend to follow in her mother's car.

cabulance by jerrys world April 19, 2006

Cabulance

1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.

Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!

Cabulance by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

cabulance

The thing that rescues you from having to walk home drunk.

Dude, I am totally tossed. Let's get a cabulance.

cabulance by chester January 29, 2004

cabulance

A vehicle, usually operated by a private ambulance service or a municipal transit agency, designed to transport persons who use a wheel chair to medically necessary appointments.

A cabulance is dispatched by a private ambulance service to transport a person who receives medicaid benefits, and lacks reliable transportation to lifesaving dialysis appointments.

cabulance by MotoKam March 30, 2015

campulance

An ambulance that has been converted or part converted into a camper van.

For Sale: Fiat Ducato, campulance, conversion mostly complete, still a few jobs to do.

campulance by robospike May 18, 2010

Clambulance 

It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.

Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.

Clambulance by Black man say goo June 10, 2017

crapulance 

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

crapulance by D Morris July 16, 2008