by kaosmoker June 01, 2020
Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.
by kerspunk June 15, 2002
My Oktoberfest crapulence was remarkable. Lamp shade...bah! I sir, wore a golden retriever for the better part of an hour.
by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002
Crapulence- pronun.: crap-ü-lents; p.o.s.: adj.; def.: A crap-load; a nicer way to say shit-load without sounding like a 10 year old.
by Maredith June 20, 2008
by DrumLoud August 05, 2003
1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.
2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.
2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
by D Morris January 24, 2006