CanTarkan the man who is just perfect. He is good in bed, has a big dick and is just awesome! He is also very rich and the girls love him
by CanTarkan October 20, 2019
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It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
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A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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Get the Canatarian mug.Cat is another word for pussy. Batarang is a pussy-rang. Kinda like a batarang but it comes out of your vigina.
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