cantarkan 

CanTarkan the man who is just perfect. He is good in bed, has a big dick and is just awesome! He is also very rich and the girls love him

I wish i could be like cantarkan

cantarkan by CanTarkan October 20, 2019

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Canarian phone sex 

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Cantadian 

A Cantadian is a person of Canadian descent who won’t work hard and is unable to get anything done properly. Combination of Canadian and the contraction can’t.

Liam, You're not Candian. You're more like Cantadian.

Cantadian by Socco February 4, 2008

Canatarian 

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

Canatarian by IHEY8U May 24, 2008

Catarang 

Cat is another word for pussy. Batarang is a pussy-rang. Kinda like a batarang but it comes out of your vigina.

The 72 virgins threw catarangs at the identical twins

Catarang by Hdhaushdbdbsjs May 15, 2016

Canaaran 

Someone who thinks they are the coolest people around town, someone that thinks his swagga is on another level but it clearly is not.

What a canaaran that dude is

Canaaran by ThatKidFromTheBlock November 20, 2011