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1) Badass tank gunner smoking cigar

2) Ripper bloke

3) L33t no scoper
Driver: "Yo Canyon! Take down that haji at 10 o clock!"

The Canyon: "Fuckin' Get Some!!"
by THE CANYON May 17, 2010
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A canyon is a tall, handsome boy, one of the most stubborn at times but almost always nice, he hangs out with everyone and gets friends easily. He hates dogs and cats, but loves flying bugs. This boy is adventurous and athletic, superb at volleyball, basketball, football, lacrosse, and baseball. This boy is considered psychic by how he can tell so much about a person with one conversation. He shows true dedication to sports, mainly basketball. Canyon's are really shy at first and then as you get to know them, you love them.
Friend 1: Lets invite canyon over
Friend 2: *calls canyon* "can you come over?"
Canyon: "sorry, I got to practice basketball"
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by Canyons April 24, 2017
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someone who likes to ride horses and bitch at everyone about everything.
chloe: markala, shut the fuck up. nobody cares.
markala: damn! quit being such a canyon.
by misses night hawk January 19, 2011
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- good at hockey
- decent at tennis
- small

- gets beat up by toddlers on the daily

- bad at texting

- bad at life in general.
- likes to point out flaws constantly

- white.
Oh my God have you seen that guy, he's just like Canyon - he sucks.
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A unique period in the menstrual cycle, Justin Bieber being the only known woman to experience this stage of the cycle. It involves ovulation from the kidneys, rather than ovaries and can cause high distress levels, often resulting in an inability to walk.
Male A - "Dude, what's up with her?"
Male B - "I dunno man, it's like she's on her canyon"
by L33T no-scoper May 23, 2010
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a person who is one of the more caring chill and lit persons you will ever meet. an amazing listener and advice giver but also doesn't allow someone to do anything stupid. this type of person is hella talented and charming.
Why can't you be a canyon every now and again?
by uncanny_sandy June 22, 2017
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