A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
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Not the crypt keeper but in fact the crypt keepers great grandfather.
Man pointing at a hiddeous looking woman says to his friend " damn Tyrone, that bitch look like the cryp keepa n shit." " Man Dionte, that Kellyanne Conway. Show some respec. That dude like 3000 years old nigga!"
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A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
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A rare sub-human species mainly consisted of one family spawned in the bowels of the New York City sewer system. Trumps are a vile, nasty, thin skinned, racist, raping, lying, self centered, unintelligent, criminal, fat, cheating, bad hair, treasonous, rosacea faced, demagogic, potentially incestuous, small handed creatures with an uncanny ability to con extremely dumb Americans.
Man says to wife on a Washington DC tour; "With all this damn security at the White House how in the hell did that God forsaken Trump get in here?"
