candian 

A hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing Canada.

See: wordhidneous/word

Oh, gawrsh, Jebediah... there comes one o' them KA-NAH-DANS again! I sure hope he don't say EH to us, a-hyuck!

candian by Sasori May 11, 2003

Candian 

A person from the town of Candia, NH.

If you are from the town of Candia, then you are a Candian.

Candian by racartier April 15, 2006

candian 

The origin comes from a canadian who had just sniffed some cocaine and is a little confused with the words flying out of his mouth.

Person 1: Hey are you Canadian?

Person 2: Yah I'm Candian!

Person 1: EH?

candian by crazydudez October 20, 2009

candian 

a place that wants to be the usa but will never be

wow we just did that now those stupid candians are doing it

candian by jimbobjoejohn im from the souh May 10, 2003

Candian Wet Willie 

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

Candian Wet Willie by Tom_V October 31, 2012

candian twister 

When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out

I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it

candian twister by Knucklezz420 August 2, 2018

Candian Dismount 

When coming

in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"

Shit man that guy did a candian dismount and banged his head off the shirt boxes

Candian Dismount by P dub June 18, 2016