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A hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing Canada.

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Oh, gawrsh, Jebediah... there comes one o' them KA-NAH-DANS again! I sure hope he don't say EH to us, a-hyuck!
candian by Sasori May 11, 2003
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A person from the town of Candia, NH.
If you are from the town of Candia, then you are a Candian.
Candian by racartier April 15, 2006
The origin comes from a canadian who had just sniffed some cocaine and is a little confused with the words flying out of his mouth.
Person 1: Hey are you Canadian?

Person 2: Yah I'm Candian!

Person 1: EH?
candian by crazydudez October 20, 2009
a place that wants to be the usa but will never be
wow we just did that now those stupid candians are doing it

Candian Wet Willie 

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup
Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.
Candian Wet Willie by Tom_V October 31, 2012

candian twister 

When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out
I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it
candian twister by Knucklezz420 August 2, 2018

Candian Dismount 

When coming

in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"
Shit man that guy did a candian dismount and banged his head off the shirt boxes
Candian Dismount by P dub June 18, 2016
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