Canarvan

A little ball of shit, or a tiny turd.

Hey, look at Jesse, he's a stupid fucking canarvan. Go die Jesse.

by Kamikaze - Brad September 6, 2003

Camarvan

The Camarvan is the Drug Caravan that started L’Manburg (also known as Manburg for a small time under Jschlatts reign) the people that started the Camarvan are TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot but Tubbo and Fundy came around shortly later.

Guy 1: Want to make some Drugs
Guy 2: Yeah let’s go to the Camarvan

by RyanIsSleepy February 8, 2021

Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Canavan

The nerdy gansgta of our time. he is loved by Dalea and Roz. They want to have his children and massage his penis.

Canavan is a sexay faja!

by Hoochie mama October 6, 2004

Canavanesque

Typifying the alpha male. The subject in question would probably 'take you' any day of the week (lad). Achieving Canavanesque status does not happen overnight however, some experts stating it's often four years in the making.

All the girls in the class love me. Don't be getting weird lad, they say it's my canavanesque nature.

by Joachim Lee July 2, 2017

canavanning

Owning or relying on equipment from a past industrial revolution

The steam train company is canavanning towards bankruptcy

by ThetaGrunberg October 18, 2021

Sean Canavan

To approach authorities with classified information received by acting as an inside witness AKA whistle-blower

No don't tell him anything! He's likely to pull a Sean Canavan then we'd all be up the shit!

by Wrong Monster November 20, 2020