canonsi 

A figure of death, a sign that death is soon to come when it makes in appearance

"Ted and I saw a Canonsi, Ted is now Dead and I'm next"

canonsi by Bonesy Mcguire May 27, 2018

Canonically 

Relating to a canon. The word is mostly used in fan fiction to describe a piece of information as official.

Canonically, the Among Us impostors are an alien species that can shapeshift.

Canonically by Slymeball January 25, 2021

Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019

Canonsburg Middle School 

Also known as CMS. A place were 7th and 8th graders gather for 4 hours of torture everyday. The motto is "Expect the Best at CMS" In the warmer months it gets to be 100 degrees (no air conditioning, nicee) and in the winter it gets covered in 5 feet of snow, yet they still make there students walk through it to go. It has four stories, which students travel up nd down at least 20 times every day, so that by the end of the school year there legs are ripped from the exercise Students are seperated into "teams", which ends up creating fights about who's team is better and ends up creating conflict instead of bringing us together like the principals want us to. Though, the 8th graders end yup fighting at least 2 times a week anyway, so fights are typical and normal. The chicken nuggets at lunch bounce(literally) and putting stuff into the lockers is like trying to stuff and elephant into a shoe box. But, the band wins high honors and is ranked top in the state, the entire school is ranked on the list of top 25 middle schools in the state. And, Mr. Manion, the greatest teacher alive, teaches there. So some parts of it may be crappy, but it has it's up sides. And every student that attends definitly never forgets their experience there.

Kid 1: " HEY do you go to Canonsburg Middle School?"

Kid 2: "YEAH, it sucks but we played basket ball with the chicken nuggets today at lunch, Mr. Manion taught is about how awesome history is, and Teddy slammed tommy in the face with a chair six times before getting in trouble!"

Canonsburg Middle School by Chicken Nugget Bouncer June 14, 2011

canonical 

The real deal; a piece that is widely recognized as a genuine member of the body of work (oeuvre) of a given artist/writer/composer; a standard by which all others are compared.

I just finished reading the "canonical list of auto plurals" on manofleisure.us

canonical by khiddy June 2, 2004

canonical 

The standard form of a mathmematical equation that can be written in many ways, making it easier to compare to other forms of the same equation.

The canonical sum of products form for representing the boolean function OR is simply A + B

canonical by mkalo June 3, 2004

canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."

You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.

canonization by lead by $lapaho February 14, 2021