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A small town in Pennsylvania with nothing to do but decorate a Perry Como statue and bitch about nativity scenes.
OMG this town is so boring! I must be in Canonsburg
by GrandMasterElby December 14, 2010
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
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A small town in south western Pennsylvania with nothing to do at all and nothing that makes it unique. Home of the Canon Crack school district which is filled with chlyamidea ridden whores that will suck your dick for some crack, hence the name Canon Crack.
I got chlyamidea from one of the Canonsburg Canon Crack girls the other week, best head I've ever had though!
by CanonCrackMac November 03, 2018
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Good old Canonsburg, home of whores and located in America's number one heroin overdose county, Washington PA. Do not shoot the heroin here cause it is cut as hell and don't even think about messing with the Canonsburg crips cause they are a heavy gang influence around here.
Is that heroin from canonsburg? That shit isn't even white I wouldn't even shoot that in my rival gang members arm.
by CANONSBURGCRIPGANG November 03, 2018
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Located in Washington County, PA. NO ONE WANTS TO BE FROM THIS SHIT WHOLE TOWN. Nothing but whores and drugs here. Get put on probation for 6 months minimum if you are caught with a ganja bowl. The school district is shit and the town is ever worse.
Canonsburg???? MORE LIKE SHIT HOLE!
by CanonCrackMac November 03, 2018
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Small town in PA home to semi-famous porn star Carley Rockovich. She is the reason why Canonsburg's school district Canon Mac is nick named Canon Crack. She has over 100k views on brazzers.
Canonsburg? I think you mean whoresburg.
by CanonCrackMac November 03, 2018
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