Definitions by khiddy

chasity belt 

Actually, it's "chastity belt". Otherwise the given definition stands.

My mother had a chastity belt. My father busted that thing wide open.

chasity belt by khiddy June 13, 2005

bitchitis 

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.

Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.

bitchitis by khiddy June 12, 2005

plamming 

To sing or speak faster or slower than others, when speaking or singing in a group. Particularly noticable in church.

Would you stop plamming and sing with the rest of us?

plamming by khiddy March 30, 2005

Pabstini

An adult beverage popular in Portland, OR. Made by adding a shot of lemon-flavored vodka to a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, then adding a few green olives on a toothpick, or as an alternative, adding a few vermouth-soaked green olives to a PBR will get the job done as well.

Dude, we're gonna get crunk on some Pabstini's tonite!

Pabstini by khiddy June 5, 2004

canonical 

The real deal; a piece that is widely recognized as a genuine member of the body of work (oeuvre) of a given artist/writer/composer; a standard by which all others are compared.

I just finished reading the "canonical list of auto plurals" on manofleisure.us

canonical by khiddy June 2, 2004