7 definitions by Napoledan
Asian toilet that often consists of a whole in the floor and two designated foot markings to align oneself
by Napoledan February 7, 2019
A sub-genre of rock in which the and music lyrics are about sleeping with another man’s girl while he is none the wiser.
Notable mentions include songs like Jessie’s Girl and Scotty Doesn’t Know.
Notable mentions include songs like Jessie’s Girl and Scotty Doesn’t Know.
Scotty had no idea he’s dancing to cuck rock and was even singing along to the lyrics:
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go.
Still, she’s on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know.
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go.
Still, she’s on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know.
by Napoledan March 17, 2020
Johnny is staging a shit down protest because his boss made him work a Sunday. He’s been in there for four hours.
by Napoledan January 7, 2020
When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.
I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.
by Napoledan November 16, 2019
A secluded place where one goes to browse porn and masturbate. One will often not emerge for some time. Sometimes referred to as a ‘Man Cave’.
by Napoledan September 2, 2018
A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.
by Napoledan February 5, 2019
by Napoledan September 2, 2018