canonite 

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.

I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!

canonite by zoey April 25, 2004

Canonite 

A pedantic person that obsesses whether or not a part of the story in an individual universe is actually canon.

These canonites in the theater wouldn’t stop complaining about the Star Wars sequel trilogy not being canon.

Canonite by TheWiltingFlower June 4, 2021

Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019