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Canoesion

A concusion caused by a canoe.
Zac dropped a canoe on his head which caused a canoesion
by Outdoor challenge November 20, 2016
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Canoeing

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018
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canoeing

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006
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Canoeing

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.
As above
by t1dylad January 15, 2004
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St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School

Aiya this school ok lah but the upper sec girls always fold their skirt minimally 4 times with high ponytail and chunky fila shoes. are ur feet actually that big like wtf why need to wear so expensive and chunky shoes for fucking school?? some more always got atleast 15 kanken bags in one class, very inevitable one. Always got xmm taking toilet selfie or doing tiktok in toilet one. I think the na and nt classes have more xmm in them. I mean express also got more less lor
then got this xmm girl in my class who always think shes hot shit one, wearing skirt rolled up like 5 fucking times with the dumb high jojo siwa ponytail and sit on the desks, like u know how a chair works right??? u in express some more. always the pick me girl, she somehow the math rep when her math is legit so bad its probably na level than express

some more theres a rumor saying a certain male p.e teacher is a pedo so uh wow ok. the school also got one racist and homophobic catholic teacher even though this thursday we got V.E lesson on sexuality LMAO

ya and then our PLD is going to be given out to us at the end of the year, not the start of term 4 like the teachers say.

the cleaning lady in the toilet and the uncle that come by to pick up the trash from my class dustbin very nice one 10/10
P6 Student: Now I know which schools to avoid St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School
by bagggggels August 21, 2021
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Canoeing

When a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. The resulting shape resembles a canoe.
"Awww dude, it's canoeing!"
by Craig 119281 November 5, 2005
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canoeing

when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side
Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!
by Erin May 18, 2003
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