cancer kid 

A baby who has little hair.

My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.

cancer kid by frabrizio February 21, 2017

cancer kid 

a brat that annoys people with his presence alone or someone who acts childish

this discord cancer kid never learns his lessons

cancer kid by random_guy_27 June 11, 2019

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

Purdue Cancer Kid by cgorange November 28, 2021

Kid Cancer 

Kid cancer is not a fucking thing so why are you searching it up

Jaydan: This guy has kid cancer
Jonathan: Thats not a real thing dumbass

Kid Cancer by AH SHEESH November 20, 2020

Kid Named Cancer 

Cancer was an amazing kid. He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he attac himself. Ever since the death of Technoblade, the #f*ckcancer community has grown, so much hate on him just because of his name, he could no longer go into society anymore because of this. For the past 9 days, he's been a massive nerd, it caused him to say unimaginable things, like "Minions 2: The Rise of Gru is a kids movie 🤓🤓🤓" and " Please Stop pulling My Ribs™ out 🤓🤓🤓" and just a few hours ago, he took his own life.

Bsishahsjja: i Know Technoblade is sad and all, but we need to respect Kid Named Cancer™

Kid Named Cancer by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022

kids against cancer 

kids against cancer is a non-profit organization that raises money for children with cancer!

Victoria Tx. Relay for Life is another part of when we raise money for Kids Against Cancer.

kids against cancer by Harvest and Tylar March 26, 2007

CancerAIDS 

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

CancerAIDS by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010