frabrizio's definitions

weird

Cringey or awkard.

Kidnapped - Titanic

Chapter 1

Jack's POV
It was the middle of the night and I got out of bed. I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I was hit in the right pectoral with a tranquilizer dart. Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the left pectoral with another dart. I fell backwards to the floor. Rose came out holding a tranquilizer gun. "Sweet dreams, Jack," she said before I fell asleep.

User reading the first chapter: Too weird... *abandons reading fic*

by frabrizio July 21, 2018

troll edit

A deceitful edit on a wiki

Example of a troll edit

Cows produce milk when they are sexually aroused.

by frabrizio December 28, 2017

Tate

A shy baby boy with long, blonde hair. I met him last year at Whole Foods.

Me: Hi!
Tate: O_O
Tate's mom: Say hi.
Tate: O_O
Tate's mom: He's shy xD
Tate's mom: Give her a high five.
Me: (puts palm up)
Tate's mom: (bumps Tate's knuckle on my palm)

by frabrizio August 22, 2017

meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them

Donald Trump is such a meanie poo!

by frabrizio August 4, 2017

pecs

Both parts of the male chest. Boys develop pecs during puberty.

Synonyms: Moobs, boobs

Cartoon characters don't have pecs.

Men in suits don't have pecs, at least not visible ones.

by frabrizio September 6, 2016

kind-hearted

Adj. A woman with the same personality as this dog, only more compassionate

What a kind-hearted girlfriend you have!

by frabrizio November 21, 2017

Grampa

An elderly dog with a Southern accent and big, flabby paws shaped like paddles (pictured below in a doghouse we made for him). We used to have conversations with him

Grampa: Oh mah goodness!

by frabrizio May 29, 2017