by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
Something you don't want to have.
by SoliquidForLife December 07, 2017
Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia
by blahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah December 30, 2010
by Terrell Robinson January 12, 2004
The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know
Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!
(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)
Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?
Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!
(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)
Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?
Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010