Kids

The reason condoms were invented.

Frick STI, condoms were invented to prevent kids.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Kids

Psychopaths

These kids are gonna be the end of me.

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

Kids

Karen has them.

Karen took the kids again.

by Gohn Jayne Wacy April 14, 2019

Kids

Something you don't want to have.

"My kids just set the house on fire."

by SoliquidForLife December 6, 2017

Kids

God's punishment for having sex

Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia

by blahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah December 30, 2010

kids

the result unprotected sex of a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as offspring and brats

The misses and I took the kids to the park.

by uzbones3 February 15, 2003

Kids

things that interupt you while your banging you wife.

"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"

by Terrell Robinson January 12, 2004