things that interupt you while your banging you wife.
"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"
by Terrell Robinson January 12, 2004
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Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia
by blahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah December 30, 2010
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The stuff that gets shot all over the place during sex.
I was doing this broad from behind and ended up shooting kids all over her back and hair.
by T-ray March 05, 2004
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The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010
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