Frick STI, condoms were invented to prevent kids.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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These kids are gonna be the end of me.
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Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia
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things that interupt you while your banging you wife.
"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"
by Terrell Robinson January 12, 2004
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The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.
Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know


(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 23, 2010
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