Kids 

The reason condoms were invented.

Frick STI, condoms were invented to prevent kids.

Kids by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Kids 

Psychopaths

These kids are gonna be the end of me.

Kids by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

Kids 

Karen has them.

Karen took the kids again.

Kids by Gohn Jayne Wacy April 14, 2019

Kids 

Something you don't want to have.

"My kids just set the house on fire."

Kids by SoliquidForLife December 6, 2017

Kids 

God's punishment for having sex

Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia

Kids by blahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah December 30, 2010

kids 

the result unprotected sex of a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as offspring and brats

The misses and I took the kids to the park.

kids by uzbones3 February 15, 2003

Kids 

things that interupt you while your banging you wife.

"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"

Kids by Terrell Robinson January 12, 2004