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Definitions by Williamthecoolboy

Kid Named Cancer 

Cancer was an amazing kid. He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he attac himself. Ever since the death of Technoblade, the #f*ckcancer community has grown, so much hate on him just because of his name, he could no longer go into society anymore because of this. For the past 9 days, he's been a massive nerd, it caused him to say unimaginable things, like "Minions 2: The Rise of Gru is a kids movie πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“" and " Please Stop pulling My Ribsβ„’ out πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“" and just a few hours ago, he took his own life.
Bsishahsjja: i Know Technoblade is sad and all, but we need to respect Kid Named Cancerβ„’

Minecraft 1.19.1

Some avacado πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘ people wont shut the fard up about
Minecraft Java Player: oMG i cAn nO lONGeR BUllY INNoCENt cHILDrEN oN mINecRaFT 1.19.1, i aM gONnNA crY aT mOJAnG abOUT iT NoW

Minecraft Bedrock Player: We've been dealing with this avacado πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘ for years now bru

tbh the minecraft java community gettin kinda annoying no offense

Minions 2: The Rise of Gru 

A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece
Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022

Minillion 

Some idiot: ima post minmillion on Urban Dictionaryβ„’ bc i think it's funny to mispronounce avacados πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘
Real pronunciation: Minillion

ur mom so fat shes an avacado πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘

She really is.
ur mom so fat shes an avacado πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘

urtempban dictionary 

Worse then urkick dictionary, but better that urban dictionary
Me: ooh look someone defined urkick dictionary on Urban Dictionary *checks urtempban dictionary*
Urban Dictionary: Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
Me: fine. I'll do it myself.