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A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.
Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.
by Asianpowah May 29, 2020
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.
*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.
by HydroHomies August 08, 2019
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A pig minecraft youtuber who calls everyone a nerd and makes the best skywars vids on the web. Also he has something no other youtuber has. Confidence.
Wow he is such a Technoblade, always calling people nerds when really he is one himself.
by tubbasu February 20, 2016
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A non that plays Minecraft. Known for his PVP “skills” and his hot elbows.
Destroyed a guy with slightly more subs than him in a 1v1.
Oh and also beat the owner of the largest server in a 1v1 too but who cares about that.
“Woah look at that badass”
“You mean Technoblade?”
by HELLOBOI420 August 31, 2019
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Part of the holy trinity of Minecraft, a group of godly beings who control the three elements of minecraft: building, redstone, and PvP. Technoblade is known to control the PvP element of minecraft, with his colleagues Grian and Mumbo Jumbo controlling the other two elements, building and Redstone respectively. His signature battle cry is "Technoblade neva dies!!!" striking a dark, inescapable fear to all of his opponents.
JunkyJanker: Oh shit techno is only like 100 meters away (runs in opposite direction)
Technoblade: Technoblade nevaa diesss!!! (attacks Jankus out of nowhere)
JunkyJanker: (resigns himself to his inescapable fate)
by Warthur Au August 20, 2019
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A YouTuber that mainly plays bedwars, skywars, blitz survival games, skyblock, and some more all on the Hypixel Network on Minecraft java edition. Commonly uses the phrase "nerd". Has PIG++++++++++++ rank. (if only that many +s...) Has over 1M subscribers. Friends with Skeppy, TimeDeo, etc. Also gets very mad when TimeDeo takes their 50M coins in the bank in Hypixel Skyblock and does something dumb with it. (50M Midas Sword, 50M Flower Minion, well actually 40M but thats what he doesn't want you to believe, and jumping into the void with it.) Started channel on October 28, 2013. over 500 videos.

NERD
technoblade: *hits player off island or kills them when they don't know* rekt NERDDDDD
technoblade in bedwars: *tnts bed, jumps down, breaks bed, and kills all of the teams players and survives* I AM A GOD!
technoblade in skyblock: ah, finally 50 million coins in the bank every time i see a glimpse of happiness, TimeDeo justs- *0 coins in bank* *sees TimeDeo* COME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AryamanV2000 November 04, 2019
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