brohanian

the guy at a party who greets you at the door saying "yo bro, want a bud light"

brohanians barter in bud light, its their currency

by apathyislethal April 26, 2006

Brobarian

Much like a broseph, a brobarian is equal to that of a bro, dude, man, etc. with the defining characteristics of being a rather large individual, usually quite muscular and strong, and being the friend that typically starts/finishes fights.

Jason: Dude, I wouldn't mess with Patrick if I were you, he's a fucking brobarian of mine.

Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?

PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.

by JDMGio February 10, 2010

Degenerate Brownian Motion

degenerate brownian motion, a racist term for people with brown skin from south and south-east asia, used by white Australians.

Instead of calling them brown directly, hide behind a scientific term brownian motion, so that when accused of racism, scientifically gaslight and hide behind the term. In the name of science.

Athor: Look its Akhmed our boy originally from Paki

Akhmed Sulisto: Im Indonesian not Paki.

Athor: Whatever fucking degenerate brownian motion, fucking cunt

Akhmed Sulisto: Did you call me a degenerate brown guy?

Athor: Did I call you a fucking low IQ brown guy? No of course not.
Athor: I was referring to brownian motion, a scientific chemistry term.

Akhmed Sulisto: Cool, totally my bad sorry, was just being too sensitive. Don't mind me.

Athor: dbm ! dbm ! dbm !

by Rangaaabearddd February 4, 2023

Brohemian

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.

After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.

by Bobro May 29, 2011

Bronanigans

Ridiculous happenings between two bros that further their bro-bonds. (bordering on bromance)

1. Man- "I just saw two guys giggling uncontrollably while thumb wrestling."

Woman- "Don't worry. That's just bronanigans."

2. play "Army of Two". That game is the definition bronanigans.

by C Monney March 29, 2009

Bromanian

A Romanian guido. They where too much cologne, talk about how sick their cars are. Generally talk about Audi, BMW, and V-Dubs. They also listen to "hardcore" hip-hop/rap because they are such thugs. Party every weekend with other bromanians and most likely live at home and mooch off of their parents. They also generally meet up at Romanian Pentecostal churches where they all decide where to go "kick it"

There are also sub cultures of the Bromanian. Every major city has a stereotypical kind. Major cities include Seattle, Portland, Sacramento (Sac-town), L.A., Phoenix, Chicago (Chi-town), and New York.

Hey bro, we're going to go boarding this weekend. Oh sick bro, who's ride are we rolling in? Probably Flavius' Jetta, it's fucking euro style. I'll bring the lil wayne and deadmau5. That's tyte bro

Bromanian 1 - "Dude I'm so pissed, I found this Audi/BMW for only like 20k and my parents won't buy it."

Bromanian 2 - "That's fucking gay bro, what the fuck is their problem"

by Bromanian December 14, 2010

Bromandango

one of the lesser known variations of the "bro_____" phrases. A noun used to describe a fellow bro. The origin of this word is from an highly intoxicated bro. Use of this word may be followed with the extension of the thumb and the pinky finger in a shaking motion.

-"yo man, theres a rager at some bro's house, you down to get smashed?!"
-"nah man, i gotta study for a calc test."
-"really? your so not a true Bromandango."

-"dude, like Gerard Butler...total Bromandango."

by john971 June 1, 2011