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Bonds
Someone that has the last name of, bonds yet there not related to him at all. There whole life they hear Sh*tty jokes about James Bond, yet there last name is bonds.
Everyone: "Hey james hows it going?"
Bonds: "Shut the f*ck up. Im tired of these sh*tty jokes, if someone says one more "JAMES BOND" Joke I'm gonna kill myself."
End of example.
Bonds: "Shut the f*ck up. Im tired of these sh*tty jokes, if someone says one more "JAMES BOND" Joke I'm gonna kill myself."
End of example.
Related Words
bondsville splatters • Bonds'er • bondservant • Bondship • bondsman • Bondstyle • Bondswell • bondsy • Barry Bonds • Baked Bonds
bonds
stocks , bonds , fed paper, CD's, options.
Man don't talk bonds to me. Just 3,000,000 Big Mac bugers with cheese now your talkin..
Man don't talk bonds to me. Just 3,000,000 Big Mac bugers with cheese now your talkin..
bonds by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006
Bonds'er
The Home-run Bat in Smash Bros Melee. Named after Barry Bonds because if you get hit you're goin out of the park.
Bonds'er by Hank Hoegarth February 10, 2008
Diversify Your Bonds
A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.
"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA
"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
Diversify Your Bonds by Scottie King February 8, 2010
Barry Bonds yo black ass
Barry Bonds yo black ass by Elroy May 28, 2006
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