Bonds 

An underwear brand, most popular in Australia. Most Australians wear this brand of underwear, the classics being briefs and popular funky ones being Boxer-Briefs.

John: Oh man! Just got these new bonds!
James: Wow, what funky colours. Thank God for Bonds!

Bonds by JMacMac August 3, 2011

Bonds 

Someone that has the last name of, bonds yet there not related to him at all. There whole life they hear Sh*tty jokes about James Bond, yet there last name is bonds.

Everyone: "Hey james hows it going?"
Bonds: "Shut the f*ck up. Im tired of these sh*tty jokes, if someone says one more "JAMES BOND" Joke I'm gonna kill myself."

End of example.

Bonds by coconot13 July 4, 2017

bonds 

treasury bonds, corporate bonds american paper that urbanites would never buy under 40.

stocks , bonds , fed paper, CD's, options.
Man don't talk bonds to me. Just 3,000,000 Big Mac bugers with cheese now your talkin..

bonds by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006

Bonds'er 

The Home-run Bat in Smash Bros Melee. Named after Barry Bonds because if you get hit you're goin out of the park.

1. "I got the Bonds'er! You're done son you're fuckin done"
2. "You just got Bonds'ed, shameful."

Bonds'er by Hank Hoegarth February 10, 2008

Emo bonds 

To have extreme and undying love for someone. You love this person so flipping much you two just have some sort of insane bond that could cause an atomic bomb. Its pretty hardcore.

Deng alex and david's emo bonds are like out of this world yo.

Emo bonds by Vee Gina January 16, 2009

Diversify Your Bonds

A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.

"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA

"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"

Diversify Your Bonds by Scottie King February 8, 2010

Barry Bonds yo black ass 

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.

Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"

Barry Bonds yo black ass by Elroy May 28, 2006