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Last of the Brohicans 

(Adjective). The last man to get pussy-whipped out of a group of friends.
"Mike was a good man. Some might say he was the Last of the Brohicans. But now, he too, has fallen victim to a treacherous succubus.

Degenerate Brownian Motion 

degenerate brownian motion, a racist term for people with brown skin from south and south-east asia, used by white Australians.

Instead of calling them brown directly, hide behind a scientific term brownian motion, so that when accused of racism, scientifically gaslight and hide behind the term. In the name of science.
Athor: Look its Akhmed our boy originally from Paki

Akhmed Sulisto: Im Indonesian not Paki.

Athor: Whatever fucking degenerate brownian motion, fucking cunt

Akhmed Sulisto: Did you call me a degenerate brown guy?

Athor: Did I call you a fucking low IQ brown guy? No of course not.
Athor: I was referring to brownian motion, a scientific chemistry term.

Akhmed Sulisto: Cool, totally my bad sorry, was just being too sensitive. Don't mind me.

Athor: dbm ! dbm ! dbm !

Brozilian Wax 

A male who gets a waxing of his nether regions. Coined by Adam Carolla on his morning show.
Dudes! Let's hurry up and finish this hole. I have a Brozilian Wax scheduled at 1:30.
Brozilian Wax by Drewsus September 18, 2007

Brozilian 

I have a hot date tonight, I need to do some manscaping and get a Brozilian.
Brozilian by Dr. J-Bone April 25, 2015

Brohemian 

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.
After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.
Brohemian by Bobro May 29, 2011
A Romanian guido. They where too much cologne, talk about how sick their cars are. Generally talk about Audi, BMW, and V-Dubs. They also listen to "hardcore" hip-hop/rap because they are such thugs. Party every weekend with other bromanians and most likely live at home and mooch off of their parents. They also generally meet up at Romanian Pentecostal churches where they all decide where to go "kick it"

There are also sub cultures of the Bromanian. Every major city has a stereotypical kind. Major cities include Seattle, Portland, Sacramento (Sac-town), L.A., Phoenix, Chicago (Chi-town), and New York.
Hey bro, we're going to go boarding this weekend. Oh sick bro, who's ride are we rolling in? Probably Flavius' Jetta, it's fucking euro style. I'll bring the lil wayne and deadmau5. That's tyte bro

Bromanian 1 - "Dude I'm so pissed, I found this Audi/BMW for only like 20k and my parents won't buy it."

Bromanian 2 - "That's fucking gay bro, what the fuck is their problem"
Bromanian by Bromanian December 14, 2010