Probably the biggest contributor to hip-hop's death today, maybe with the exception of Soulja Boy. He's got tattoos of cum, dripping down his face. He's got a hoarse voice, but a hamster penis. The reason for his voice is because, like his rhymes, Lil' Wayne sucks dick. He can't touch or even come close to real emcees like Rakim or Nas, although -due to his sexuality- he'd probably like to do both of those things.
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His name's "Weezy", the sleazy, cheesy rapper. It pleases him when his boyfriend skeezes in his greazy crapper. He gives rap a bad name cuz' all his raps are the same. All his raps are lame, and he looks like a dame. He's got cheddar, but only because some folks just don't know better. A woman once wanted to fuck him, but he wouldn't let her. He told her he was saving himself for Birdman, and that once they were married, they'd change their names to Lil' Stain and Turdman. His pubic hair dreads hang down past his face, another man's ass is his favorite place. He makes a milli here, makes a milli there, puts a willy here, takes a willy there. He shoves a willy here, loves a willy in his rear, he's really just a queer, livin' in fear. He shoves a willy there, loves a willy in the derriere, you can tell from his hair, that's no man, there's a fairy in there.

He's a willionaire.
by pjs91192 May 08, 2009
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What George W. Bush was to the world, Lil Wayne is to the rap game.

Shot himself accidentally one time at 12 years old. I mean dur, hey idiot, what are you doing playing with a gun? Leave it the fuck alone if you don't know how to handle it retard.

He's beefing with his former ghost writer Gillie Da kid for exposing him as the fake he is... Hey Lil Wayne, if you're the best rapper alive, then Gillie just takes it to a whole new level huh? I mean he wrote mostly all of your shit for The carter III.

He has many fans EVERYWHERE who would make my point about something being SERIOUSLY wrong with today's weed. It's like it subliminally makes you think Lil Wayne is the shit or something. Of course it also makes you retarded so anytime anyone tells them Lil wayne sucks, they retaliate with the usual "You a hater" line, and can never really say anything intellectual to back up their whole "opinion" on why they think Lil wayne is the best. Don't believe me? Look at all these definitions on Lil Wayne here that are on his side. All of them are "Fuck y'all haterz". I mean wow, I know you're stupid but at least learn to spell correctly.

He can freestyle? Oh yeah, free styling is easy when you know the lyrics XD, but then, hmm, that's not really a freestyle is it?

He collabs with every other aspiring artist today, which pretty much fucks up their careers afterwords. One wonders how he is in LA one hour and appears in Memphis the very next... does he have some gay twin or...
George W. Bush and Lil Wayne- The worst things to happen in the history of their trades.

Bitch, you weren't SHIT without Gillie Da Kid, you better start kissing his ass, but not literally. And don't try to kiss him in the mouth either cause he will kill your ass... Oh yeah, dumbass, you shot yourself in the stomach, not the brain but um... find other names to name your solo albums other than your last name OK?

You need to guest host on "Home makeover" to make a home for all your dick riding fans out there, so they can have a safe haven from all the real niggas out there, because we can't go on another day tolerating people who tell us you're the best rapper alive. Better yet, make it a school so they can learn to say smart shit, instead of "You a hater".

Get a life. No, shut up, killing hip-hop is no life bitch, you should go to jail for that, and one day, there will be a law saying no wack shit shall be played on the radio. And then what the fuck are you going to do? So go to college with all "your" money, your in quotation marks because you basically stole it with your foul mouth lies, learn something useful and come back as a successful lawyer or something.

If you're not going to do that, leave other artist's alone. Go collab with other wack artists like Justin Bieber but nobody we like, like Kevin Rudolph or Electrik Red.

And you better not try to kiss me for writing this you fag.
by Raw Doggy May 20, 2010
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1.The most overrated rapper ever. Fake as shit. He sounds like a fag. I get pissed off anytime someone talks about Lil Wayne or turn on one of his songs. He really isnt that good, i dont see why erbody likes him.

2.The rapper of choice for most preppy kids b/c they only listen to rap thats on the radio.
1. This new Lil Wayne album is garbage, no true rap fan would listen to this, lets listen to The Documentary by The Game.

2. Person 1: Those kids that just left the Abercrombie and Fitch are listening to some Lil Wayne.

Person 2: What a buncha fags.
by Johnathan Oldstyle February 26, 2010
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