blurbit

An underwater expulsion of flatulence

I blurbited in the tub yesterday.

by Hamaien August 9, 2003

blubitty

Blubitty : The extra layer of fat folds hidden within the fat folds of the morbidly obese.

After peeling back layer upon layer of overtly disgusting, greasy, slimy fat folds, Chauncey and I excavated enough food for Thankgiving dinner for the entire 5th street homeless shelter from within Rosies blubitty.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

blurrity

The short period of blurred clarity experienced whilst transitioning from tipsy euphoria to totally tanked. Blurrity is particularly prone to pregrets (please see Urban Dictionary reference to "pregret").

- How was last night!?
- Met up with Anita....got drunk with Anita.....and ended up doing Anita......
- Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! She's your girlfriend's sister for god's sake!!!!
- That's exactly what I thought during my moment of blurrity. Then, I don't know what happened, i just woke up in her bed.
- Do you regret it?
- 'Course I do!! I told you I pregretted it!!!

by Rana Noe December 9, 2007

Blurbiage

<blurb-ee-ij>: a small piece of technical or business writing (often part of a work or school assignment) that could have been written far more succinctly, but that has been drawn out in order to create an exaggerated sense of significance or complexity.

The definition given above is, itself, an example of blurbiage. It could have been defined simply as "a mash up of blurb and verbiage", but that wouldn't have made the author look nearly as sophisticated.

by DeathbyCunningLinguist December 1, 2011

burbit

Poo dust. I'll formed bowel movements consisting of loose fecal matter. Commonly associated with binge drinking and shame meals. The American Society Supporting Burbit Understanding, Truth, and Transparency (A.S.S.B.U.T.T) has dedicated itself towards eradicating burbit.

Danny go drunk and had Al's beef last night and that's why he burbited this morning.

by EMG scriff April 23, 2014

Blurtit

A Q&A community that can actually help you. Real answers by real people based on their knowledge, experience and expertise.

I'm glad I joined Blurtit. It has much better moderation than those other sites.

by Tyto_alba May 17, 2015

blurbicle

A very short piece of writing that combines PR-worthy factoids with some real journalistic ability. Usually runs less than 250 words.

O magazine has one or two articles, the rest are blurbicles.

by Jareau August 26, 2009