tub

Refering to someone that is overwieght.

"Hey tubs, why don't you go on a diet?

by Dexter October 02, 2003

tub

To get with, tap, hook up or have sex with a girl.

Are you gunna tub tonight?

by TubMaster December 13, 2010

tub

verb from the infamous tubgirl photos meaning to acrobatically project copious volumes of liquid faeces out of ones ass at such a velocity and trajectory as to land in ones own face with dramatic artistic effect.

Q:"dude do you want to go out with ani and her friends?"

A: "I'd rather tub myself in to a coma"

by rich-w April 06, 2008

tub

French word "Trop un Boulet".
Means You are boring...

-Omg, i forgot telling them the password on the server...
-TuB -_-

by Maddeleine July 08, 2006

tub

Tub means tall ugly blonde. It's an acronym. There are a lot of these out there. Especially the ones that from the back look cool, and you're like, hey maybe I'll pick up that hottie. Then she turns around and you're just straight outta luck son.

Guy 1: "That blonde over there looks awesome from behind - I'm trying to get a look at her face"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, hope she doesn't turn out to be a tub"

Guy 1: "Damn she turned around and she's totally a TUB!"

by unifer March 14, 2010

tub

A beard which has been shaved only on the chin and under the chin.

Rather than shaving his whole beard, he went with a tub.

by saturday night party October 14, 2007

tub

To have casual sex with someone.
A way of saying seeing someone, a relationship based around sex.

Yea Rob was tubbing that new bird who used to work in that pub. Then he got bored and tubbed her daughter.

by Ian Bennett April 18, 2007