Jareau's definitions

tittie tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.

Also see toochis tax

-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?

-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

blurbicle

A very short piece of writing that combines PR-worthy factoids with some real journalistic ability. Usually runs less than 250 words.

O magazine has one or two articles, the rest are blurbicles.

by Jareau August 26, 2009

toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.

-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

gaybook

A passive way of coming out of the closet on a social networking site.

"Someone from junior high gaybooked me. His profile picture is him in leather chaps."

by Jareau August 13, 2009

nofornication

a trip two people, who otherwise might have sex, relax and rejuvenate, take with young children.

Over President's Day weekend, we took a nofornication to San Diego with our twin toddlers.

by jareau August 20, 2009