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He is a Blurmit
Blurmit by NoThankYou!! February 19, 2024
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A blue blob that plays Minecraft on the server InvadedLands that is owned by Skeppy.
Look there, it's Blurmit!
Blurmit by NoThankYou!! February 19, 2024
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blurrity 

The short period of blurred clarity experienced whilst transitioning from tipsy euphoria to totally tanked. Blurrity is particularly prone to pregrets (please see Urban Dictionary reference to "pregret").
- How was last night!?
- Met up with Anita....got drunk with Anita.....and ended up doing Anita......
- Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! She's your girlfriend's sister for god's sake!!!!
- That's exactly what I thought during my moment of blurrity. Then, I don't know what happened, i just woke up in her bed.
- Do you regret it?
- 'Course I do!! I told you I pregretted it!!!
blurrity by Rana Noe December 9, 2007
As you burp, you unintentionally vomit a little in your mouth.
Diane had the worst burmit after eating at Taco Bell.
burmit by Carmellas December 9, 2008
A Q&A community that can actually help you. Real answers by real people based on their knowledge, experience and expertise.
I'm glad I joined Blurtit. It has much better moderation than those other sites.
Blurtit by Tyto_alba May 17, 2015

blurrito 

A blunt made from a tortilla shell (burrito)
I just rolled me a blurrito!
blurrito by Mike@760 September 27, 2007
I blurbited in the tub yesterday.
blurbit by Hamaien August 9, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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