Blurtit

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by Tyto_alba May 17, 2015

Bluntitis

The every day urge you randomly get to roll a fat blunt, and the urge your fingers get when a fresh sack is present.

its 2 am and the bluntitis is kicking in, i feel my rollin fingers twitchin! who got a dollar n 18 cents to getta wrap

by Dr Dank aka Sir smokallot May 25, 2010

blurrity

The short period of blurred clarity experienced whilst transitioning from tipsy euphoria to totally tanked. Blurrity is particularly prone to pregrets (please see Urban Dictionary reference to "pregret").

- How was last night!?
- Met up with Anita....got drunk with Anita.....and ended up doing Anita......
- Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! She's your girlfriend's sister for god's sake!!!!
- That's exactly what I thought during my moment of blurrity. Then, I don't know what happened, i just woke up in her bed.
- Do you regret it?
- 'Course I do!! I told you I pregretted it!!!

by Rana Noe December 9, 2007

blurtIMing

When you tend to hit enter after each word in an Instant Message conversation for no apparent reason.

Lauren: So
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so

Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow

by riga1tony May 17, 2009

Blurtation

When something sounds really good in your head but when you say it, it just sounds stupid.

We have a very very heavy blurtation tonight

by Razul Ham March 9, 2011

blurting

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

burtitsing

The act of belching and furiously shaking both breasts with both hands by a sexually attractive female.

"Look at that cashier burtitsing like there's no tomorrow!"

by Cheefroach November 7, 2021