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Bluntitis 

The every day urge you randomly get to roll a fat blunt, and the urge your fingers get when a fresh sack is present.
its 2 am and the bluntitis is kicking in, i feel my rollin fingers twitchin! who got a dollar n 18 cents to getta wrap
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blurrity 

The short period of blurred clarity experienced whilst transitioning from tipsy euphoria to totally tanked. Blurrity is particularly prone to pregrets (please see Urban Dictionary reference to "pregret").
- How was last night!?
- Met up with Anita....got drunk with Anita.....and ended up doing Anita......
- Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! She's your girlfriend's sister for god's sake!!!!
- That's exactly what I thought during my moment of blurrity. Then, I don't know what happened, i just woke up in her bed.
- Do you regret it?
- 'Course I do!! I told you I pregretted it!!!
blurrity by Rana Noe December 9, 2007

blurtIMing 

When you tend to hit enter after each word in an Instant Message conversation for no apparent reason.
Lauren: So
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so

Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow
blurtIMing by riga1tony May 17, 2009

Blurtation 

When something sounds really good in your head but when you say it, it just sounds stupid.
We have a very very heavy blurtation tonight
Blurtation by Razul Ham March 9, 2011

blurting 

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez
Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!
blurting by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

burtitsing 

The act of belching and furiously shaking both breasts with both hands by a sexually attractive female.
"Look at that cashier burtitsing like there's no tomorrow!"
burtitsing by Cheefroach November 7, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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