blurbing 

to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying

friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass

blurbing by rileyblanchard November 2, 2019

blurbing 

when partaking in the act of blurbing youre batty hole expands bubbly gas while your piss hole (urethra) burns of nitrogen oxide

all me and my hoimes love blurbing

blurbing by juicydongdoingtheblurb November 11, 2022

Blurbiage 

<blurb-ee-ij>: a small piece of technical or business writing (often part of a work or school assignment) that could have been written far more succinctly, but that has been drawn out in order to create an exaggerated sense of significance or complexity.

The definition given above is, itself, an example of blurbiage. It could have been defined simply as "a mash up of blurb and verbiage", but that wouldn't have made the author look nearly as sophisticated.

Blurbiage by DeathbyCunningLinguist December 1, 2011

blurting 

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

blurting by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

Blurging 

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

Blurging by Murrray November 23, 2010

blurping mud 

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

blurping mud by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Blurping

The act of making up awesome words.

When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.

Blurping by blurpin genius December 28, 2010