blunketed 

When one of your friends says they are going to do something but then end up not following through with it later.

“Hey, didn’t John say he was going to play tennis with us at 3:00?”

“Yeah, guess we got blunketed.”

blunketed by anonymous July 11, 2024

mad blunted 

Smoking a massive amount of blunts in a short period of time

"Yo nigga last nite i was mad blunted"

"I know son, i was MAD BLUNTED"

mad blunted by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009

Bunkered 

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.

While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.

Bunkered by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

Blanketeer 

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

Bunkered 

To run away from friends for one's own glory during a running race.

We ran will Aaron for 4hours, till 1km from the finish and he Bunkered us.

Bunkered by MikeHos June 11, 2018

Big Blunkett 

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".

"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"

Big Blunkett by Stoatman August 21, 2004